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Then he goes for a wank and a sneaky hand jive,
He's bald as a coot, coz he plays pink flute, he's a slap-head and a baldy,
He's right down to the wood,
He won't get herpes (hairpiece) he can't pull fluff,
We call him fairy, rear admiral, poof.
He drinks Dubonnet, he don't understand,
He's happily married to his left and right hands
Al O'Peesha, I think that Duncan Goodhew wants to meet you.
He's the one
with the shiny pate, flogs his bishop, never ever copulates,
He was thinner
than Yul Brynner, smoother than Kojack,
©1987 The Macc Lads
A brand of hair-gel used by homosexuals to attract men- (we think).