G A B
GOT TO BE GORDON'S
Poof at the clinic
- he's got the gay plague:
'Help me doctor, my bum's in pain.'
'Get down Kwok Lai's for a 45, eight tandooris and a chicken pie,
Ten pints of Guinness and a vindaloo, box of All Bran and a bowl of
Dash to the bog and lock the door-
Then you'll know what your arsehole's for.'
Don't be a
poof or a queer brown hatter
A turd burglar or a buttock basher
Eat chips n gravy and cod in batter
You'll be safe from the botty slappers
MPs down South
(Smells as fishy as a poofter's fart)
She says we eat shit if we live up North
(She needs a gobful of Macc Lad's pork)
'Chips and gravy make you spotty'
(They're the ones with the dead sore bottys)
If you want to be a Macc Lad and not get AIDs
Its got to be Gordon's takeaway.
©1987 The Macc
Lads in Political Comment Storm'
In 1987, MP Mrs E Currie was quoted as saying that Northern Men ate
rubbish, had no jobs, wore flat caps,
and kept ferrets down their trousers (or something like that).