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Macc. English Dictionary


JINGLE BELLS

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Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack

Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some fucking
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, fucking hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight

Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got fuck all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a fucking wanker
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow

1983 The Macc Lads


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