F#m E D G
It wasn't her real name, but it rhymes with 'fuck'.
I'm going to knack my voice doing this for too long,
Come on, Fast Fret, let's get on with the song.....
She was sitting
at a table, shouting: 'Waiter! Where's the wine list?'
You can use
her piss for perfume and her pubes for dental floss
Drove her out
of town, Friday night was pay night,
She had a fur
coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
N.B.- 'Grelbies' = HCPs- Horrid, Common Poor People