McCAVITY ƒ  G C D Em He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his shit) Karate king, kung-fu master (Shaves with a plane, he's a fucking hard bastard) He's filled more holes than a JCB (So don't you fuck with McCavity) He won't pat dogs, he eats dead cats (He'll rip your bollocks off and stuff them up your twat) He's had a blow job off an alligator (He likes to wank with an old cheese grater) He's got all the crack begging on their knees, they say: (I'll bend down, you fill my cavity) When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass (He can smoke a million smelly French fags) He can splash Brute all over his bollocks (Fuck off you cunt, nothing rhymes with that) Sorry Er ... He can drink beer with a high specific gravity (Thank fuck for that, coz it rhymes with.............. McCavity!) ©1990 The Macc Lads N.B.-"JCB"- A big digger that you find on building sites. Invented by Bammy the Bamster's uncle JC Bamford. (Now, admit it- you never knew what JCB stood for- did you?) TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED