NOW HE'S A POOF ƒ  D G A Bm Bb One of my best mates came from Macc, we used to go out pulling crack Now I know that was just a farce, he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse. He's got scabs from snogging other men, we're never going to talk to him again. He's gone all nesh, he's making us sick, we wouldn't give him cheese of us dicks. Now he's a poof, we can't handle it Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom. Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer, Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer He's never in the pub, he's no fun, sores and scabs all over his bum We'll have to pin him down on the deck, And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck. Poof! He's an arse bandit Poof! He doesn't like girl's tits Poof! His willy is covered in shit Poof! He's a fucking slob Poof! He's got a shitty knob Poof! He's got spunk all over his gob Poof! He's a mincing gay. Poof! He's full of AIDs. Poof! He likes his buttocks splayed. Poof! Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral, Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit. © 1982 The Macc Lads TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED