TORREMOLINOS ƒ  Bm D G A F (mod) Flew out of Ringway, BOAC, spent a packet on duty-free Got our passports and we had our shots, just hope its not too fucking hot Got dead pissed-up on the plane, couldn't wait to get to Spain The crumpet was so fit I nearly came We all went down Torremolinos, I pulled this bird from Pontefract I got a big red ring round the base of my penis It wasn't Boots 17, and that's a fact She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30 We went round nicking from tourist shops, Stez Styx went battering greasy wops Beater complained about the lousy beer Chorley ate paella, he got diarrhoea Knobby's looking at the tits, Barrel's eating egg and chips Don't drink the water, it'll give you the shits We all went down Costa Blanca, Stez pulled this bird from Prestatyn (press that in) But he didn't pull it out, he's a fucking wanker, Now half the kids in Wales look like him She was just dirty, it was a Club 18-30 © 1987 The Macc Lads N.B.- BOAC - A British airline - now gone the way of all flesh.          Boots 17 - A type of lipstick used by quality boilers.          Paella- Foreign for "chips". TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED