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Macc. English Dictionary


TWENTY PINTS

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"Boddington's or Willy's lads?"
"Willy's tastes like piss!"
I got ten pints down me neck the night- he hasn't supped the froth off his
I've got to leave room for my chips, so twenty pints is fine
"-Hey you, you poof! You fucking cunt! Get off that pint, its mine!"

Twenty pints of Boddington's every Friday night
Twenty pints of Boddington's, then we're outside for a fight
Think you're one of the Macc Lads? You're as soft as shite,
I've spilt more ale down my waistcoat than you've supped the night.

We'll all go down to Images after closing time,
"-Hey you! You poof! You fucking cunt! Get off that crack, its mine!"

©1982 The Macc Lads

N.B.- "Willy's" = Wilson's Ale- acceptable if there really is no alternative.
          "Images" = A nightclub on Mill St, (now a carpet shop).
         "Waistcoat"- (pronounced ‘wesscut’) = A garment once favoured by old people,
                             but since they’ve all died, worn only by ponces, fops and hairdressers.

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