One day, after
closing, I was lying on my nest, when Stez shouted:
'Get your bags on, come on outside!'
I grabbed my stripy tank top, ( I had beer stains on my vest) and
'Best get some cans in, its a long ride.'
We drove along the M6 chucking cans at other folk,
Stopped at all the services for photos
Picked up some fit hitch-hikers, and told them filthy jokes
And piled them in the back seat for groat-os
the driving seat, Stez Styx is in the front, they're shouting:
'Watch it, cunt, you're goin' get it!"
Beater's in the back seat with a crack sat on his knee,
He's got his finger up her like a ferret.
Ten miles outside Blackpool, we had some real bad luck,
Muttley shouts: 'Oh, fuck we've got a flat!'
Beater chucked the jack at some cunt ten miles down the road,
We made him go and get the fucker back
down Blackpool, alright?
We're going down Blackpool, for a pint
We're going down Blackpool, to see the lights
Groping = fondling a member of the opposite sex
Groating = getting smelly fingers
Groat-os = one of the only words which rhyme with 'photos'... With
the exception of:-
'kotos' (Jap intruments); 'crow-toed' (pigeon-toed,
but harder); and 'stoat toes' (if they have any).
For the pedants,
an alternative couplet is supplied:
"Drove along the M6 chucking cans at other folk,
Stopped at all the services* for photos,
Picked up some fit hitch-hikers, took them to a farm,
And pointed out the paddock where the goat goes."
* These are:
Knutsford & Charnock Richard...
so we accept that the line should read: 'both the services'.