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There was a load
of bloody fairies in Buenos bloody Aires
With greasy hair and sweaty bums, they'd never heard of Boddington's
A different culture and a different race, - no chippies in the fucking
You can keep that poof Ardiles, we're going to have your Malvinas
They got our
backs up without a doubt, time to sort those Argies out
Costa Mendez lives in fear of real men who can hold their beer
Eh! Eh! Eh! The lads are on their way,
With bayonets and tommy guns and bellies full of Boddington's
and cheap red wine is all they eat in the Argentine
But after a scrap with the English Navy, they'll ask for the recipe
for chips 'n' gravy
Costa Mendez was the Argy Foreign Secretary in 1982.
'Las Islas Malvinas'
was what the Argies had the temerity to call the Falkland Islands.
N.B.- Ossie Ardiles was a minuscule Argy footballer who played
He was stuck in Argentina until the war was over.
They found him when they cut the grass.