MACC LADS PARTY ƒ  F C Bb A Dm Slob was in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts Bammy's in the bathroom, lighting up his farts Beater's supping bitter, he's getting really canned He locks himself in the bog, he's shagging Baggy Anne Someone shouts: "Ale's run out! Who's for tea or coffee?" Stez Styx pegs it down the road, and breaks in to the offy Charlotte's eating mushies, she's really off her box She's going to take her false teeth out and suck some scabby cocks Macc Lads are having a party, round at Muttley's flat Better bring some ale, my son, or we'll kick your fucking cunt. You can come if you're a Macc Lad, fuck off if you're queer You can come if you're a fit crack, but you've got to bring some beer ©1984 The Macc Lads N.B- "Mushies" (M.E.D.): i}Mushy Peas- a local delicacy consisting of finest snot, strained vomit, and chemicals. ii}Mushrooms- Fungus served as a starter, and quite filling-                       thereby not leaving "much room" for anything else. iii}Magic Mushrooms- Foodstuff eaten by hippies and crusties with strange coloured hair. TRACK CHAT HORRID HUNDRED