BEERSEXCHIPS N GRAVYMACC
Macc. English Dictionary
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HECTIC HOUSE DISCOGRAPHY II

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Beer & Sex    Bitter Fit Crack    Live at Leeds   From Beer to Eternity 
   Beer Necessities   Alehouse Rock    An Orifice & A Genital

DIRTY CD CHIPS N GRAVY
CD. 1989; HHCD110
Tracks:- Barrel’s Round; Beer & Sex; Bitter,Fit Crack; Blackpool; Boddies, Charlotte;
Dan’s Big Log; Dan’s Underpant; Do You Love Me?; Doctor, Doctor; Feed Your Face;
Failure With Girls; Get Weavin’; God’s Gift; Got to be Gordon’s; Guess Me Weight;
Julie the Schooly; Lads From Macc; Miss Macclesfield; Nagasaki Sauce; Now He’s a Poof;
Party; Saturday Night; Sweaty Betty; Torremolinos; Twenty Pints; Uncle Knobby

A combination of HH1 & HH7.
Due to time limitations, four tracks were dropped, -these appear on some versions of HHCD115.
These tracks are: Al O’Peesha; Buenos Aires, Made of Ale; England’s Glory.
...AND DRINKING PARTNERS
MC. 1989; HH11
Macc Lads:- Knock Knock; That’s Gay; Manfred Macc
Fatman Turner Overweight:- Brevil Brevil Eddie Shit:- 24 Hours; Eye of the Needle;

The brown one. Out-takes from the HH12 sessions, released as a taster for the forthcoming LP, and an introduction to the support act. Some copies contain an Uncle Knobby sketch.
If you were lucky, you'd get one that didn’t.
FROM BEER TO ETERNITY
MC. LP. CD. 1989; HH12 HHLP12 HHCD12
Tracks:- All Day Drinking; Alton Towers; Ben Nevis; Bloik!; Dan’s Round Us 'Andbag;
Dead Cat; Fluffy Pup; Geordy Girl; Gordon’s Revenge; Lady Muck; Lucy Lastic; My Pub;
No Sheep; Pie Taster; Stoppy Back; Tab After Tab; Ugly Women

The white one. 21/6/89. Some cassettes had a full colour sleeve, but most were black on white.
The Guinness Book of Hits
notes that it entered the charts at No 72 on 7/10/89.
The Book of 1980’s Hits
wrongly credits the guitar to The Beater
 MAIL ORDER
JINGLE CASSINGLE
MC. 1989; HH13
Tracks:- Even Uglier Women; Jingle Bells
Ltd Edition for Dec ‘89, with a pointless remix of Ugly Women by Bald Eagle.
Jingle Bells was recorded so many times, and released so often, that no one knows
which version this is, when it was recorded, or who is playing on it.

QUALITY OF MERSEY
VIDEO. 1989; HHV6
Tracks:- Alton Towers; Barrel’s Round; Blackpool; Boddies;
Buenos Aires; Dan’s Underpant; Dead Cat; Fluffy Pup; Geordie Girl;
Get Weavin’; Guess Me Weight; Head Kicked In; Julie the Schooly;
Lady Muck; Lucy Lastic; Miss Macclesfield; Monkees;
Nagasaki Sauce; Party; (+ "24Hours" by Edward Shit)

Concert at the Royal Court, Liverpool 28/10/89,
(plus two promos- Lady Muck & Lucy Lastic).
Released Xmas ‘89. The first gig of the ‘One Foot in the Gravy’ tour,
which also featured Edward Shit- a lavatory attendant from Aintree.

THREE BEARS
VIDEO. 1990; HHV5
Tracks:- Barrel’s Round; Blackpool; Charlotte; Eh Up! Let’s Sup; Knutsford;
Lads From Macc; Monkees; No Sheep; Now He’s a Poof; Twenty Pints

Released March 1990 at the start of the ‘Stez is Back- Spring Offensive’ tour.
Billed as a compilation of the best of HHV2 & HHV3. In fact it was a compilation of the salvageable tracks after a fat roadie spilled gravy over the original mastertapes.

(NB- HHV1/2/3 were not widely available- they were sold mainly to shops for hire.
HHV4 was the first video to be distributed).
BOG N ROLL CIRCUS
MC. 1990; HH15
Macc Lads:- Buenos Aires 90; Fellatio Nell, Son; Poodles
Stella Strict:- Two Stroke Eddie Eddie Shit:- Shit Stabber; Teat Pippett

The light green one. A prequel to HH14, and a taster for the ‘Bog n Roll Circus’ tour, which featured Eddie Shit; Warrington Minge; Stella Strict and Mr Methane.
Some versions contain the second sketch by Uncle Knobby.

BEER NECESSITIES
MC. LP. CD. VIDEO. 1990; HH14 HHLP14 HHCD14 HHV14
Tracks:- Alcohol; Animal Testing; Apprentice Dentist; Chester Zoo; Desperate Dan;
The Sweeper; Fellatio Nelson; Germans; Grease Stop; McCavity, Man in the Boat;
More Tea Vicar?; Mr Methane; Naughty Boy; Newcy Brown; Poodles; Two Stroke Eddie

The pink one. 3/9/90. All sleeves and the teeshirt were meant to depict a huge hairy beer belly with ‘The Macc Lads’ tattooed across the front. Sadly, it just looks a mess.
The farting on Mr Methane is real, genuine, and smelled very bad indeed.
MAIL ORDER

TURTLES HEADS
MC. CD. 1991; HH17 HHCD17
Macc Lads:- Piles; Prestbury Girls; Turtles Heads
Velvet Underpant:- Aunty Drugs; Pissed Off Mate, Vulvahampton

The orange one.
Demos by Muttley, Al O’Peesha and an out of tune piano.
The Underpants hailed from the Black Country,
and supported at a number of concerts.
RELEASED UNDER LICENCE:-
TWENTY GOLDEN CRATES
MC. CD. LP. 1991; Streetlink STRMC/CD/LP015
Tracks:- Barrel’s Round; Beer & Sex; Ben Nevis; Blackpool; Boddies; Buenos Aires 90;
Charlotte; Dan’s Underpant; Dead Cat; Fluffy Pup; Gordon’s Revenge; Guess Me Weight;
Julie the Schooly; Knock Knock; Lady Muck; Made of Ale; Miss Macclesfield; My Pub;
Nagasaki Sauce; No Sheep; Sweaty Betty;

The purple one. The first of an endless series of compilations and reissues.
Contains tracks dating back to 1981, enabling the avid listener to identify the date on which Muttley’s bollocks dropped, amongst other savoury activities.

MAIL ORDER
AN ORIFICE & A GENITAL
MC. CD. 1993; Dojo MC/CD141
Tracks:- Baggy Anne; Brevil Brevil; Buenos Aires 90; Eh Up! Let's Sup;
Even Uglier Women; Fat Bastard; Fellatio Nell,Son; Head Kicked In; I Love Macc;
Knock Knock; Knutsford; Made of Ale; Manfred Macc; Monkees;
No Sheep; Pie Taster; Two Stroke Eddie;

The green one. A compilation of the cassette EPs HH6/9/11/13.
Non of Uncle Knobby's savoury sketches made it onto this selection, but assess the quality of the recordings from "Filthy Fat", and you will understand why the Beater destroyed the studio.
ALEHOUSE ROCK
MC. CD. 1994; Upnotdown UPNOMC/CD1
Tracks:- Alehouse Rock; Back on the Pies Again; Dirty Glass; Father’s Day; Frogbashing;
Gone Fishin’; Helen of Fowey; Hen Night; Piles; Prestbury Girls; Rockweilers;
Thinking in the Dark; Tart with the Heart; Turtles Heads; Vigilante Shanty; Village Idiot

The yellow one with red writing. 17/12/93.
The CD tracks are not consecutively numbered. The idea was to program in the missing numbers to reveal a mystery song playing in the background.
Sadly, someone made an arse of it.

LADS FROM MACC
CD. 1999; Snapper Music SMDCD135

Two CD package- Live at Leeds + Beer Necessities
The red one with black writing.
Two albums for the price of one. Slimy was furious.